NONKINSENSE

Nonkinsense Myths:1-People care and generally like what you have to say. 2- You need to get laid more often 3-Nonkinsense is only about being self-indulgent while still seeking advertisers 4-The Doctor knows what has to be done. 5-The Hospital will take good care of you. 6-You need a good attorney fighting for you. 7-If he/she was elected, he/she must know something 8-The company looks favorable on what you do, your experience, being a team player, getting along with others, asking questions, offering ideas on how to be more effective, making progress, working overtime, overnight, evenings, weekends, Jewish High Holy Days, Christmas, New Years Eve, New Year's Day, Purim, Shabbos. 9-Therapy can help 10-Your Mom will be fine 11-Collectively, the Coop and the Club cares about you 12-Popular Ford values you as a long time customer and wants your business in the future. 13-They know you personally at the Bagel Stores and Delis. 14-The community and your Mom's building is there for you. 15-The Rabbi is there for you. 15-An Employment Agency, Temp or otherwise, can get you a job, you like that respects and can fill a job with your Broadcasting and some Music experience 16- The New York Times Job Market has an awful lot of good paying, real, career, jobs, advertised, each Sunday. 17-Monster.com can help you find a job 18-Careers.com has the job for you 19-Taking computer classes at the New School, NYU or any Adult Continuing Education will help land that special job. 20-You can be an AVID editor 21-Working at Viacom and Worldvision Enterprises was very rewarding 22-Vick E. is your supervisor she/he knows the effort you make. 23-We respect you and what you do, can you go down and get me a coffee and cinnamon danish; get something for yourself, while you're down there and call for the car, before they put you on the front desk. 24-The neighorbood restaurants need to clean their kitchens to avoid health code violations in this city. 25-Working for the City is something to consider. 26-Look at The Chief for jobs. 27-You can sell your baseball card collection and vinyl records on e-bay and somebody will buy them. 28-Your comic book collection is worth something. 29-Your hockey, baseball, football and basketball autographs are worth something 30-Your Team Canada, Paul Henderson, #9 Jersey, has to be worth something, by now.