NONKINSENSE
Adventures of an Analog Man in the Digital Universe, with a little help from my friends and relations.
Monday, March 28, 2005
Over stressed, over weight, over 30
You got that right, certainly over 30 and over stressed. Things that stress me out:
1-Premiere Radio Networks 2-United Stations Radio Networks 3-Global Media 4-Clear Channel 5-The Fan 6-Jammin' 7-People who forgot my name Jammin' 8-Parking 9-Popular Ford 10-Cingular Wireless 11-Kodak Digital Cameras 12-Voice Mail 13- Hair replacement systems 14-Penis enlargement 15-Breast enlargement 16-Asshole reduction 17-Doctors 18-Lawyers 19-Paralegals 20-Continuing Education 21-Syn-dick-ation 22-AOL 23-Verizon DSL 24-IJ Morris 25-Emmons Avenue 26-Nostrand Avenue 27-Business with their signs in something other than English 28-Relaxation Recordings 29-Dell 30-Microsoft 31-Video Professor 32- The Professor ( not you Jen ) 33- Mary Anne 34-Ginger 35-Green Tea Herbal extract 36-Blue Green Algae 37-IBS 38-IRS 39-April 15th 40-Delta 41-H&R Block 42-Duane Reades, all of 'em 43-Rite Aid 44-Starbucks 45-Sprint Wireless Stores 46-Kinkos 47-Staples 48-The vanishing live music scene in the Village 49-The closing of CBGB 50-Still Awaiting the return of The Bottom Line 51-Still awaiting the return of Mannys 52-Still awaiting the return of Tramps 53-Still awaiting the return of Bay Plaza 54-Mets Bullpen 55-Yankee Bullpen 56-Major League Baseball 57 Major League Baseball juiced up on Fox 58-Fox 59 Fox News 60 The Factor 61- The Return of A Current Affair 62-Chuck and Sue 63-Dana and Ernie 64-Roz Abrams 65-In the Papers 66-Wise Guys 67-Inside City Hall 68- NY1 Sports 69-Madison Square Garden 70-Cablevision, no hockey, piece of shit Knicks team, no refund?!!?? 71-The Knicks 72-Hockey 73-My friends?!?? 74-Temporary Knockout status 75-My bass playing 76-My keyboard playing 77-My guitar playing 78-The MTA 79-The B and Q 80-Q 81-Power 82-Citibank 83-Chase 84 Met Life 85-Ford Credit 86-The Davis Agency 87-Employment Agencies 88-The Job Market 89-The New York Times 90-The New York Post 91-The Daily News 92-VH 1 93-MTV 94-VH 1 Classic 95 BET 96 Bet Jazz 97 Following or preceding LIfe Support 98 AOL MUSICNET 99-CBS Evening News 100-Censorship.
1-Premiere Radio Networks 2-United Stations Radio Networks 3-Global Media 4-Clear Channel 5-The Fan 6-Jammin' 7-People who forgot my name Jammin' 8-Parking 9-Popular Ford 10-Cingular Wireless 11-Kodak Digital Cameras 12-Voice Mail 13- Hair replacement systems 14-Penis enlargement 15-Breast enlargement 16-Asshole reduction 17-Doctors 18-Lawyers 19-Paralegals 20-Continuing Education 21-Syn-dick-ation 22-AOL 23-Verizon DSL 24-IJ Morris 25-Emmons Avenue 26-Nostrand Avenue 27-Business with their signs in something other than English 28-Relaxation Recordings 29-Dell 30-Microsoft 31-Video Professor 32- The Professor ( not you Jen ) 33- Mary Anne 34-Ginger 35-Green Tea Herbal extract 36-Blue Green Algae 37-IBS 38-IRS 39-April 15th 40-Delta 41-H&R Block 42-Duane Reades, all of 'em 43-Rite Aid 44-Starbucks 45-Sprint Wireless Stores 46-Kinkos 47-Staples 48-The vanishing live music scene in the Village 49-The closing of CBGB 50-Still Awaiting the return of The Bottom Line 51-Still awaiting the return of Mannys 52-Still awaiting the return of Tramps 53-Still awaiting the return of Bay Plaza 54-Mets Bullpen 55-Yankee Bullpen 56-Major League Baseball 57 Major League Baseball juiced up on Fox 58-Fox 59 Fox News 60 The Factor 61- The Return of A Current Affair 62-Chuck and Sue 63-Dana and Ernie 64-Roz Abrams 65-In the Papers 66-Wise Guys 67-Inside City Hall 68- NY1 Sports 69-Madison Square Garden 70-Cablevision, no hockey, piece of shit Knicks team, no refund?!!?? 71-The Knicks 72-Hockey 73-My friends?!?? 74-Temporary Knockout status 75-My bass playing 76-My keyboard playing 77-My guitar playing 78-The MTA 79-The B and Q 80-Q 81-Power 82-Citibank 83-Chase 84 Met Life 85-Ford Credit 86-The Davis Agency 87-Employment Agencies 88-The Job Market 89-The New York Times 90-The New York Post 91-The Daily News 92-VH 1 93-MTV 94-VH 1 Classic 95 BET 96 Bet Jazz 97 Following or preceding LIfe Support 98 AOL MUSICNET 99-CBS Evening News 100-Censorship.
