NONKINSENSE

Adventures of an Analog Man in the Digital Universe, with a little help from my friends and relations.

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

The Sopranos on DVD , Episode One

Now on Nonkinsense:

Dr. Melfi: In this dream about the Ducks you go to a Stag Party on a cruise ship by the Chelsea Piers with your friends Big Pussy, Silvio, Paulie Walnuts, Christopher, who really is like your nephew and you have your all night poker game, is that what you're telling me?

Tony: Yeah, that's right, basically. There's a couple of other guys, but, I forget.

Dr. Melfi: Who are they?

Tony: There's John Douglas, Bill Nell, Jim Karr, Bob Murphy, Freddy Black, Chaim Rabinowitz, Tom and Roy, Dave Pervinia, Mick Rivers, Stan and Ollie Weed on Weed in the Morning, Mel Batch, Hank, Tosh and Scott Malberg. Yeah that's right give or take.

Dr. Melfi: And then what happens?

Tony: There's some Coke, some Diet Coke, we breakout the Vermont Teddy Bears, you know.

Dr. Melfi: I don't know.

Tony: GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS, SALES ASSISTANTS, YOU KNOW, the usual guy stuff. PROMOTION INTERNS, A COUPLE OF RECEPTIONISTS, TEMPS.

Dr. Melfi: The usual guy stuff?

Tony: Guy stuff, nothin' else, guy stuff.

Dr. Melfi: What's your idea of guy stuff?

Tony: (long pause) WE get naked with the GIRLS on then we take out our Acoustic Guitars and Basses we made with the finest Wood from Pa. that Martin has. We're dancin' and drinkin' and then every Clear Channel Radio station goes off the air.