NONKINSENSE

Adventures of an Analog Man in the Digital Universe, with a little help from my friends and relations.

Thursday, July 28, 2005


RAMP AGENT ??? TONY, you are so full of shit, you expect me to believe that you did not get home to Rockville until 2:40 AM; it was after, because you went to the Broadway Diner, again, for a Turkey Burger Deluxe after working at the Airport until 1 AM because all flights were late due to the Weather....WHAT ABOUT THE MONEY TONY, WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MONEY... CSR / RAMP AGENT, MY ASS!...Here's two words you won't be hearing: GOOD JOB! and don't try to buy some self respect with your four not five canolis for the family... Meadow and AJ are laughin' at you... Not for nothin' do you honestly think anybody still gives a flying fuck what you do, you overweight Baggage loadin' and un-loadin', Tug Drivin', Cabin Bin Knee Pad wearin', Aircraft Crawlin' for gum wrappers and Pretzels, Cleanin' out of shape, flop swettin' piece of shit, even with Gloria as your trainer and Jennifer with the Acupunture ? ...How long before this one bites the dust and you're left with nothin' but your incessant On-line Jerkin' off ? You know you should have walked away after that fuckin' fiacso in Lanham..And another thing, you've been away from your friggin' Blog for so long, who the fuck, cares about all these Birthdays during the Summer for Big Pussy's friends?

NEW YORK, NY -- The Conference Board Help-Wanted OnLine Data Series -- which made its debut July 19 -- shows that there were just over 2 million first-time, online job postings appearing on major Internet job boards in June. This figure is essentially unchanged from May and up from 1.8 million new job ads posted online in April. That means there were 1.39 new online jobs advertised for every 100 people in the labor force (which includes people now working and those seeking jobs).

The Conference Board's new online data series provides a monthly count of unduplicated help-wanted job ads posted for the first time on over 1,200 major Internet job boards, including the largest boards as well as some smaller boards that serve niche markets and smaller geographic areas.

Janet Norwood, former Commissioner of the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics said: "This new online help-wanted series is another in the broad array of economic data published by The Conference Board. The Conference Board is to be congratulated on its use of the latest technology in data collection and on its willingness to stimulate user comments to assist The Board in its continuous efforts to improve the quality of its data."