NONKINSENSE
Adventures of an Analog Man in the Digital Universe, with a little help from my friends and relations.
Thursday, September 22, 2005
I know you all think I'm crazy, what with all these e-mails; I know it's a no win situation
even down here, but, what choices do I have ?
Thank you for considering Asspen Systems Corporation as a prospective employer. Your resume has been received and we are currently reviewing each candidate's qualifications. Should you be selected for further consideration, a Human Resources Representative will contact you to schedule an interview. We invite you to visit Asspen's web site regularly for the most up-to-date listing of our employment openings. Best of luck with your career endeavors.
Dear Ira,Thank you for applying online with the NBA TEAM Jobs Board. If you have applied for a posted position (not future notification) and have not heard back from us within 30 days from when the job expires, we most likely are considering other applicants. However, we welcome you to come back and reapply for other openings as they become available. Make sure you filled out all the information so that we can notify you when we are looking for candidates for new positions. In order to ensure that your information is accurate and saved for hiring managers to access, please go to http://nbateamjobs.teamworkonline.com and click "edit your information" and follow the instructions. While there, you can upload your resume, complete, edit, modify, or delete your record.Please make sure you complete your application thoroughly as each job may require responses to specific questions. You will only have one opportunity to answer posted questions.In order to keep this database accurate, we encourage you to update your record every six months OR make sure your email address is valid. Otherwise, your record may be deleted.We are an equal opportunity employer.Sincerely,Human ResourcesNational Basketball Association
Dear Ira,
I believe we are trying to coordinate an interview with you at Savantagee for Tuesday for the technical writing position with Savantagee. You’ll probably get a call today about this. The nex e-mail I send will have the Savantagee employment application form attached. For some reason there are certain e-mail accounts to which I’ve had trouble sending attachments and AOL is one of them. You may already be aware of this. Before opening the next e-mail message from me, you may want to turn off your security until after you have successfully downloaded the form, then turn it back on. If you still do not get the attachment, you may want to see if it’s residing in your junk e-mail area. Please complete, sign and include a cover sheet attention: E.Aryers . Please call first since this is a shared machine.
Please contact me directly should you need additional assistance.
Thank you, IRA , for expressing interest in our organization.We have successfully received your submission to the following position(s):Claims Rep Trainee R041174 16847BRA system generated Candidate Reference Number has been created for you and may be useful to keep for your records. Your Candidate Reference Number is: 8543716.Thank you.* Please do not reply to this email.
even down here, but, what choices do I have ?
Thank you for considering Asspen Systems Corporation as a prospective employer. Your resume has been received and we are currently reviewing each candidate's qualifications. Should you be selected for further consideration, a Human Resources Representative will contact you to schedule an interview. We invite you to visit Asspen's web site regularly for the most up-to-date listing of our employment openings. Best of luck with your career endeavors.
Dear Ira,Thank you for applying online with the NBA TEAM Jobs Board. If you have applied for a posted position (not future notification) and have not heard back from us within 30 days from when the job expires, we most likely are considering other applicants. However, we welcome you to come back and reapply for other openings as they become available. Make sure you filled out all the information so that we can notify you when we are looking for candidates for new positions. In order to ensure that your information is accurate and saved for hiring managers to access, please go to http://nbateamjobs.teamworkonline.com and click "edit your information" and follow the instructions. While there, you can upload your resume, complete, edit, modify, or delete your record.Please make sure you complete your application thoroughly as each job may require responses to specific questions. You will only have one opportunity to answer posted questions.In order to keep this database accurate, we encourage you to update your record every six months OR make sure your email address is valid. Otherwise, your record may be deleted.We are an equal opportunity employer.Sincerely,Human ResourcesNational Basketball Association
Dear Ira,
I believe we are trying to coordinate an interview with you at Savantagee for Tuesday for the technical writing position with Savantagee. You’ll probably get a call today about this. The nex e-mail I send will have the Savantagee employment application form attached. For some reason there are certain e-mail accounts to which I’ve had trouble sending attachments and AOL is one of them. You may already be aware of this. Before opening the next e-mail message from me, you may want to turn off your security until after you have successfully downloaded the form, then turn it back on. If you still do not get the attachment, you may want to see if it’s residing in your junk e-mail area. Please complete, sign and include a cover sheet attention: E.Aryers . Please call first since this is a shared machine.
Please contact me directly should you need additional assistance.
Thank you, IRA , for expressing interest in our organization.We have successfully received your submission to the following position(s):Claims Rep Trainee R041174 16847BRA system generated Candidate Reference Number has been created for you and may be useful to keep for your records. Your Candidate Reference Number is: 8543716.Thank you.* Please do not reply to this email.
