NONKINSENSE

Adventures of an Analog Man in the Digital Universe, with a little help from my friends and relations.

Friday, September 09, 2005

One of my favorite Albums of All-Time does not include this track and I think it should:
CHORUS D Bm Charlie don't surf and we think he should D Bm Charlie don't surf and you know that it ain't no good D Em7 Charlie don't surf for his hamburger Momma F#m7 Charlie's gonna be a napalm star Everybody wants to rule the world Must be something we get from birth One truth is we never learn Satellites will make space burn D Bm We've been told to keep the strangers out D Bm We don't like them starting to hang around D Em7 We don't like them over town F#m7 Across the world we are going to blow them down CHORUS RIFF The reign of the super powers must be over So many armies can't free the earth Soon the rock will roll over Africa is choking on their Coca Cola D Bm It's a one a way street in a one horse town D Bm One way people starting to brag around D Em7 You can laugh, put them dowm F#m7 These one way people gonna blow us down CHORUS Charlie don't surf he'll never learn Charlie don't surf though he's got a gun Charlie don't surf think that he shouldCharlie don't surf we really think he should Charlie don't surf Charlie don't surf and we think he should Charlie don't surf and you know that it ain't no good Charlie don't surf for his hamburger Momma Charlie don't surf

and this from the other brother courtesy his brother in law:

 
The lizard looks up in a tree and asks the monkey, "Hey! What are you
>  doing?"
>  The monkey says, "Smoking a joint; come up and join me, my cold-blooded
>
>  friend."_
>  So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke.
>  After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going
>  to get a drink from the river._
>  At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over
>  and falls in.
>  A crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him
>  back to the bank._
>  He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"_
>  The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree,
>  smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his
>  mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a
>  drink from
>  the river, he fell in!_
>  The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into
the
> jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a
>  joint._
>  He looks up and says, "Hey, Monkey!"_
>  The monkey looks down and says, "SHIT, DUDE.....
>  HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK?"
>

posted by NONKINSENSE @ 5:37 AM


I love your blog. The Band is our all time favorite band. They were one of the most talented bands ever. We play The Last Waltz video every Thanksgiving.  


Thank you for the kind words, I truly appreciate it, as I do the music of The Band.  


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