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Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Sgt Cropper Cut and Paste


Not since Robert Stigwood, The BeeGees and Peter Frampton has such a mess been made of Sgt. Pepper...and this mess courtesy of DH, pictured in the album cover to the left:

President Bush spoke to the people of Louisiana: "I see that you have gone for days without food or water. I saw for myself the bodies floating in the flood waters. I saw your looted stores. I am here today to tell you that I have good news. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance."

And this from the Commander, also pictured on the Album:

WARNING WARNING WARNING

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL has issued a no-nonsense warning about a new, highly virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease.

This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").

Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially insidious ailment.

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