NONKINSENSE

Grasshopper, you can ride from here to Baltimore-Towson and back, all you want, but, unless you lie like a bastard and believe in your own bullshit, you'll only be offered that which you've already done... Go file something, grasshopper, How's that toilet bowl coming ? I sense a Pretzel and Chocolate Chip cookie by my feet.... Oif der tir fun derfolg iz ongeshriben "shtup" un "tsi."

You're bound to run out of fuck you money sometime, grasshopper ?

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