NONKINSENSE

Adventures of an Analog Man in the Digital Universe, with a little help from my friends and relations.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

MST3K-HIRED! Thank you for submitting your profile. It will be routed to the nearest branch for consideration. You will receive confirmation when your profile has been received by an agent. An agent or account manager will contact you if we have a position that matches your profile. For immediate consideration, please submit profile in response to an available job posting and you will be contacted within 2 business days. We're working around the clock reviewing resumes and setting up interviews. Our recruitment process is ongoing and never-ending as our company continues to grow. If we find an opportunity that matches your background and interest, we'll be in touch with you. You are confirmed for Session B from 3-5 PM.
Arrive 30 minutes prior to your session to pick up your tickets for admission. Please have photo ID and go to the Box Office to claim your tickets. There will be 2 windows designated for pick up. Look for signs for the will-call windows. Once you pick up your tickets, you will enter through the Theater entrance located in front of the Box Office. There will signs directing you where to go.
Dress is business attire. Bring resumes. You will not be considered "registered" for this event unless you complete step 2. In order to complete step 2, you must click on the link below to order your tickets, visit:
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. 1. The hiring manager will be expecting you. 2. If anything comes up and you can't make your appointment, call us immediately. It is our policy that if you don't call and don't show up, you won't be able to reschedule later, OK? 3. You need to bring a valid Driver's License and your Social Security card. 4. You also need to bring one other form of identification...it can be any of the following:: Passport, School ID, Voters Registration, Birth Certificate or Military ID 5. If you were active in the US military, please bring a copy of your DD214/member 4 military discharge form.6. Please bring name and contact information for 3 personal references. These references must not be relatives or previous employers. You need to have known one of the references for at least 10 years.7. Please provide a work history with addresses, phone numbers and supervisor's names. 8. In order to be considered for employment, you must bring your complete work history for the past ten years. This includes all employment, schools attended, military service, and/or periods of unemployment. 9. Please dress business casual, khakis and a collared shirt would be acceptable. Please no shorts or jeans. 10. 10. Please bring a change of clothes and shoes as you may be taking a Physical Agility Test. For example, sweats and tennis shoes would be a good choice.